Roswell. The Montauk Project. MK-ULTRA. These are just a handful of conspiracies that revolve around the U.S government keeping secrets from the public. There’s no doubt plenty goes on behind the closed doors of Washington, and at the end of the day, one question remains: what is our government really up to?
While it’s easy to ignore some of the more ridiculous claims, these confirmed secrets about the CIA will change everything you know about the trusted agency. Was this information kept from us for our own good, or is the government purposely trying to deceive us? You be the judge…
1. This Goose is Cooked: Over the course of what’s known as “Operation Mongoose,” the CIA made dozens of failed attempts to assassinate Cuban leader Fidel Castro. These botched hits ranged from exploding cigars, hiring the mafia, and poisoning milkshakes.
2. Making a Maniac: After his arrest, Ted Kaczynski – better known as the Unabomber – claimed that CIA experimentation pushed him to commit his violent acts. As it turns out, the CIA did in fact sponsor a controversial Harvard study in which Kaczynski participated.
3. Cat-tastrophe: War is all about thinking one step ahead of your enemies, but the U.S. took a huge step backward with “Operation Acoustic Kitty.” The CIA attempted to use hearing-augmented cats to eavesdrop on the Soviets, but the cats proved easily distracted and the program was scrapped.
4. Sketchy Skies: When Air America was announced as the U.S.’s newest commercial airline, frequent flyers couldn’t wait to book a flight. In reality, Air America was just a front for the CIA’s covert operations in Indochina, for which it smuggled soldiers, weapons, and even drugs during the Vietnam War.
5. The Korean Gamble: In an attempt to sow seeds of rebellion among the people of North Korea, the CIA began a covert operation in the 1950s that saw dozens of agents airdrop into the country. Sadly, these operatives were never seen or heard from again.
6. Closed For Maintenance: At the height of the Cold War, CIA officials constructed a missile testing device near India’s Nanda Devi mountain in an attempt to monitor Chinese missiles. Then they lost it. The agency actually closed the mountain for nine years to search for the device, though to this day it hasn’t been found.
7. The Little Blue Pill: To gain vital information from an impotent Afghan chieftain, the CIA actually offered him thousands of Viagra pills in exchange for the intel. With his, erm, “performance issues” resolved, the chieftain spilt the beans without hesitation.
8. Mine’s Bigger: The Cold War might not have been fought on the battlefield, but shots were definitely fired in the bedroom. One U.S. plot proposed strategically placing oversized American condoms labeled “Medium” throughout Russia in an attempt to demoralize Soviet men.
9. Cut it Out, Flea!: The CIA is notorious for its use of unorthodox torture methods, but one technique stands out above the rest. A former interrogator revealed that The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ music is so bass-heavy that when listened to endlessly it can drive a person to madness.
10. A Most Generous Benefactor: The Cold War wasn’t just about building missiles: it was also about culture. That’s why in order to assert the dominance of the American way of life, the CIA invested in abstract, free-thinking artists like Jackson Pollock and Mark Rothko.
11. A Likely Story: In 2013, after years of speculation, the CIA confirmed the existence of an area north of Las Vegas known as Area 51. It claimed the area was just a testing site for top-secret aerial surveillance programs, but we all know what they’re really keeping there…
12. Pick a Drug, Any Drug: After creating the hallucinogenic drug LSD in the 1960s, the CIA needed a way to test subjects without their knowledge. Enter magician John Mulholland, who taught agents how to spike drinks using sleight of hand.