My name is Lee and that little troublemaker you see there is Ava.
We’ve got this sort of tag-team thing going on here. A sort of good cop, bad cop, little and large, slim and not-so-slim… tall and… well, you get it…
I’ve been journaling our journey through this new world of ours over on Instagram and have been making a point of keeping it as real as I can. Yes, there may be a little photoshop wizardry on a few photos but that sick you’ll see – that’s real. Very real and so is me getting pulled apart daily by an ever increasingly active tornado of a toddler.
You’ll read about me not having a clue, asking endless questions and quite quickly realising that there are some things those books and YouTube videos just don’t tell you…
So that’s where I come in and that’s where this post comes in. Yes, it’s only 10 but at least it’s a head start. I’m currently working on the other 934, 454, 210 things you’ll need to know – but I’ll save that for a future article!
#1 Having Time To Get Ready In Peace Is All But A Distant Memory
#2 Your House Will Soon Become A Storage Unit For Toys
#3 Forget About Collecting Stickers For Any Soccer Tournaments
#4 The Fun And Games Are Over (Well For You & Your Lego Collection)
#5 I Told You. There’s No Getting Away From Laundry
#6 The Smell Of Baby Sick Doesn’t Get Any Better
#7 You’ll Become A Toy, Just Like Everything Else In The World
#8 You’ll Become An Object Of Ridicule
#9 Laundry. Get Used To It
#10 Forget About Looking Cool